Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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