I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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