Nicole vs. Life
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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