covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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