I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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