I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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