I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
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