my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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