I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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