We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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