BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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