My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
