Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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