It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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