What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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