oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
