And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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