i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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