He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
organizing the empties. That sober.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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