So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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