Whod you bang
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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