Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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