Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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