there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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