Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
