She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Randomize
