Duck Duck Cougar?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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