you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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