You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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