I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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