I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
