so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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