He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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