At least make sure they are 18
Why
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
Randomize
