Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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