Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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