he puts the penis in happiness.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Your cock deserves a montage
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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