For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
