i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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