I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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