i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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