don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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