Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Operation Purity has been aborted
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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