If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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