he puts the penis in happiness.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
