That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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