whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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