out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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