This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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