College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
thus making me awesome and them whores
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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