Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
two words: eviction party
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Randomize
